Saturday, April 21, 2007

Some Jokes

What did Mary have for dinner?
Mary had a little lamb.

Can giraffes have babies?
No. They can only have giraffes.

How are chickens stronger than humans?
A human can get chicken pox, but a
chicken can't get human pox.

Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
Joseph, because Pharaoh made him a ruler.

What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.

2 comments:

Destiny Kruse said...

That last one is just sad. HAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahfor now i am composing thankfully




beethoven:)